thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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