You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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