I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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