is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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