This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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