I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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