i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
