Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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