thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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