She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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