Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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