i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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