Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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