Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
