i permit you to call me
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I would ride that face into the sunset
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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