Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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