That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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