I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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