If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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