Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
So much rum. So many feels.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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