I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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