At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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