You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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