Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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