Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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