Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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