dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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