Jerry, you need to find god
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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