If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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