I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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