She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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