I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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