Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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