seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Randomize
