I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
