he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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