I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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