you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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