dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
we're making bets on your personal life
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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