You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Randomize
