I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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