I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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