Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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