oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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