Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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