what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
