It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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