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Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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