I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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