if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I need help removing her.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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